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sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

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evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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My wish for you is to become hope; people need that. And even if we fail, what better way is there to live?

krisisrad:

My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.

krisisrad:

My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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The Twelfth Doctor’s first line

lubricates:

oh tinder

lubricates:

oh tinder

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"