Not the time for a dad joke.
the time is nigh
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends
when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you
My wish for you is to become hope; people need that. And even if we fail, what better way is there to live?
what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?
Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.