That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….
I just died of laughter
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
When i was in grade 10 the whole school was in the cafeteria and the teachers were talking on the microphone and once it was done everyone was talking to each other waiting for the bell to ring so i signaled the teacher to pass me the microphone and all i said was “anal cavities” and you should have seen the regret in the teachers eyes when those words echoed across the cafeteria
um so lemme get this straight…tiana starts her own business in a time where black women had next to no rights….mulan pretty much saves china and becomes a top ranking military official….but the annoying sister in frozen makes a throwaway line about being gassy and gets lauded as the the first feminist princess??
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
I have a dog.
I have coffee.
I have tumblr
And there’s the supernatural fandom
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
Why this don’t got more retweets 😳
when the nicest characters get the saddest deaths
Is this a response or an example
please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!
An update: Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm
MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14
"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS