boobs and boob censorship and the point at which boobs are considered nude are so weird. you can see the whole damn boob without seeing the nipple and it’s like wow look at that boob! what a nice, safe boob. as soon as u see that little tiny sliver of darker skin that is part of the nipple everyone freaks out and its like HEY WOAH CONTAIN THAT NIPPLE U NAKED BOOB
on the dick like
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
i think perhaps the wrong end of you is on the dick then
The only method of courtship ritual I will accept.
this looks like a video game glitch
Every time I see this I laugh my ass off.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
that’s me on the left.
I’m pretty sure everyone on tumblr is the one on the left
I’m the one in the middle
Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.
I WANT MY KITTY BACK